Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Come on in and take your pants off
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