break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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