You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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