guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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