It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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