i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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