Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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