Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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