my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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