ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
