I bet he comes in French.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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