Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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