Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
where am i from again
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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