GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Hippo gnu deer
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
MIDGETS
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i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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