I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
