i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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