You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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