we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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