My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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