he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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