your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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