Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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