So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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