I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My dick has a subreddit
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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