how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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