what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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