Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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