Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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