Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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