The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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