were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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