i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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