Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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