Your tits are I can't wait for
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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