you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
vagina is talking i cant
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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