This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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