If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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