Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
