She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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