he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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