In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
