i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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