He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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