I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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