Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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