Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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