Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we have pet lesbian snakes
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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