This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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