I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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