I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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